The (d)english Dummbabbeling-Thread

[SaarBetzi86]

Kerosin misses the words

Or has he only the thread lost?

 

[Guest]

no .... i worte without using the Brainbox.

Then "judited" with the "edit-button" everithing in to the Nirvana.

 

[TuK_Kugelfang]

There is too an "Erase"-Button.

 

[SaarBetzi86]

The "erase"-butto is only for fear-bunnies!

 

[TuK_Kugelfang]

Is that better, the Edit-Button to use?

 

[Guest]

There is too an "Erase"-Button.

This "erase-button" can aroundlift me straight on my tail.

 

[AndreasFCK]

At this place want I the city thanken, that they the rent for the stadium reduced have. Now we have planningsecurity for the next season. At least from a financial side, because we still can upclimb! If we upclimb, we will get more TV*money and the bulky Kuntz can increase the ticket* prices because we are playing allianceleague 1! This will all help to get on the feet again. I will be heavy not to downclimb again when we are in allianceleague 1, but so far the FCK did become german master every single time they did upclimb, so why not again? And if we upclimb and become german master, we will play champions league* the year after. If we are there we can buy the stadium again back and don´t have to beg to the city, which has nothing in the trouser pocket. Maybe we have to sell a player or two to buy the stadium on top, but why not. Ole ole, ole ola, the FCK is again there!





* can somebody help with the english translation please.

 

[schnokes]

...


* can somebody help with the english translation please.

No! You is not to help!

 

[AndreasFCK]

No! You is not to help!

A little bit of help is not asked too much! I lend my brain (ok, ok, as far as existing), my heart and my soul to this forum*, so why not undersupport me a bit?





*again, here: what is the english translation?

 

[Guest]

allianceleague 1 ... This have you beautiful translated.



But you take words as upclimbing and germanmastership and Champions League in your Mouth.



Watch up - not that you too become one durationupclimberection or a upclimblath!

 

[AndreasFCK]

Watch up - not that you too become one durationupclimberection or a upclimblath!

There is nothing bad about a durationerection, upclimb or not to upclimb (to say it with Shakespeare´s words)! You can ask my wife!

 

[Ramser Wildsau]

And what if she plays the innocence from the land and knows of nothing?

 

[AndreasFCK]

And what if she plays the innocence from the land and knows of nothing?

Where I am there is no innocence any more...

 

[Guest]

Where I am there is no innocence any more...

If she has her Pumukeldays and you have the durationupclimberection you will look stupid out of the wash.

Then you can clamp your thing in the door, or you knock with the houseshoe on it till its away.



So much to this.

 

[AndreasFCK]

So much to this.

Betterknower!

 

[SaarBetzi86]

If she has her Pumukeldays and you have the durationupclimberection you will look stupid out of the wash.
Then you can clamp your thing in the door, or you knock with the houseshoe on it till its away.



So much to this.

Not directly so brutal! It gives many places where he can build off his pressure!

 

[AndreasFCK]

Not directly so brutal! It gives many places where he can build off his pressure!

Which place can you recommend?

 

[SaarBetzi86]

Which place can you recommend?

eleven, eighty-eight, zero. There will you behelped

 

[AndreasFCK]

eleven, eighty-eight, zero. There will you behelped

Have just called them. They have me your phonenumber given and have said "This Lady* will you help". What have they mean?

* what the hell...?

 

[SaarBetzi86]

Damned ex-boxfriends

 

[AndreasFCK]

Damned ex-boxfriends

Right! I prefer Playstation, too!

 

[Guest]

Right! I prefer Playstation, too!

one, two or three?

 

[Ramser Wildsau]

2, said he but.

But what does it have that his ex-boyfriend does not have? A powercable in the back?

 

[Guest]

Here is nothing loose today. So sing i onetime one song:



Your mothers pulling LPW´s (1)

at GSTV (2)

the entire Nigth

from twelve to aith. (3)



1 LoadPowerWagons

2 on this you come alone up

3 it has to rhyme itself

 

[AndreasFCK]

So sing i onetime one song

Now can I my afternooncoffee forget. The milk is sour.

 

[AndreasFCK]

Today I have seen on the "picture" newspaper (online*) that Podolski has given Ballack a bakingpipe. Ballack is the one who went to Chelski to get used to another currency. And Podolski is the one who wants to play allianceleague 2 in two years (when we get german master), and with that will leave the whitesaussage-Uli. I think this bakingpipe for Ballack was overdue, and I am sure if he would have asked why, Podolski would have given him another bakingpipe on the other side. And the holy bible would undersupport this:



"If somebody gives you a bakingpipe on one side, show him the other side as well".



So the bible says, one side is only half of the work. Podolski should have watched a Bud Spencer/Terence Hill film* before! What a onesentence, what a technic! BamBamBamBamBamBamBam! Left-right-left-right-left-right and then to the middle of the twelve. Sinked.





* need english translation please.

 

[Guest]

Who of you knows this?



Three witches watch tree swatch watches.

Which witch watch which swatch watch?

 

[AndreasFCK]

Who of you knows this?


Three witches watch tree swatch watches.

Which witch watch which swatch watch?

For such questions you should get a watch´n. I can send you the Podolski for this.

 

[Guest]

For such questions you should get a watch´n. I can send you the Podolski for this.

The rancid Podolski can stay where the peffer grows.

You can me the watch´n up faxn.

 

[redskin]

Nothing more loose in this thread!