SaarBetzi86
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Weh have more then a million possiblitys, maggi to use. Don't underrate us
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AndreasFCK
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Weh have more then a million possiblitys, maggi to use. Don't underrate us
As Maggi in the Saarland is also used as a blood substitute in the sickhouse, this does not surprise me.
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Oh, you can be sure, I use Maggi with everything I cook.
AndreasFCK
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Do you also put it on your eggs?
SaarBetzi86
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You think he cooks his eggs?!
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Eggs is Number one with Maggi!!!
AndreasFCK
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See, that´s the difference between the Saarland and the civilizised world - for my part, I use shower gel for that!
To be honest - I better do not want to know.
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IIhhh, smack that?See, that´s the difference between the Saarland and the civilizised world - for my part, I use shower gel for that!
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I have time, explain! I soug my room and put the Towwlies together and then I read.
ROT-WEISS-ROT
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Weh have more then a million possiblitys, maggi to use. Don't underrate us
Are you mean this maggi. I thinked the whole while you mean the pre-singer from the west-curve
AndreasFCK
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Ok, listen to. If you, anytime, come out of your Saarland, the girls there out...uhm...don´t like eggs which like Maggi smell. And as the sausage, if the eggs like Maggi smell, too will like Maggi smell, that´s turns them off. That way your will never verlay a pipe! However, for women of the Saarland Maggi on the eggs might be a Sexuallockstoff.
Teufelsanbeterin
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Underholdings with Saarcountiers about cooking recipes are wonderpub! There vergoes me the appetit on the eveningbread and I take off!
AndreasFCK
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...not just the appetit on the eveningbread...humpf...
SaarBetzi86
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We are no cannibals! Well, not all. Some onhangers from Saarbrücken eat sure little kids.
AndreasFCK
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Saarbetzi, your english is not correct. I am sure you meant "cats", right?
SaarBetzi86
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No, that are the chinese!
Nordteufel
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they eat chinese cats?
AndreasFCK
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Ah, there´s also a Chinatown in Saarbridgen? On the other side no suprise - sojasauce tastes similar like Maggi...cat in sojasauce or cat in Maggi might not make a difference for them...
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And they make it to Schwenga!
ROT-WEISS-ROT
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Yo, the schwenga makes the schwenga up uff the schwenga. I learned this in a dark night
Ramser Wildsau
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Can you tell me the gohomeness? I'm for every shamedeed to have.
AndreasFCK
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There are a lot of gehomeness and mysteries about Schwenga, one of them is the gehome receipt how to make it. Only through gehome channels was I, a non-Saarcountrier, able to get it, and there is a high risk that the gehomeservice of the Saarcountriers ("KGB" = Komitee gegen Bälzer) will soon in front of my door stand because I told it.
You need:
- 1 piece meat
- 1 big bottle Maggi.
So goes:
Dump the Maggi into a bowl. Dump the meat into the Maggi. Wait 30 minutes. Make a fire. Put the Schwenga on the fire. Take the meat, which is now an official Saarcountrier-Schwenga, dump it on the Schwenga. You are now the Schwenga, so the man who schwengs the Schwenga, and it is your responsibility to schweng the Schwenga until the Schwenga gets hot. Turn the Schwenga so the Schwenga does not burn, and schweng the Schwenga again. Take the Schwenga from the Schwenga and eat it. Side dishes are not needed. Good appetite.
Another gehomeness about the Saarcountry, why it now belongs to the germancountry, is in the Saarcountry folkvote of 1955. The reason why the Saarcountrier did vote for germancountry and not for frankrich is because they were afraid they would loose the supply of Maggi when they belong to frankrich. Politics can easy be. Now it is getting dangerous for me, one other gehomeness told.
A third gehomeness about the Saarcountry is why so many Saarcountriers did outhiking to Texas/USA years ago. They have exiting stories heard about tons and but-tons of "black gold bubbling out the ground" and thought the "black gold" would be...what do you think? This is one of the blackest chapters of the Saarcountry-history, as almost half of the population of the Saarcountry did outhike, in their eyes to paradise!
Now I need to run, 3 black (secret-Saarcountry-national-color) limousines of the KGB just stopped in front of our house. I take better a bottle of the black gold with me...for bad times...
P.S.: The ship the first Saarcountriers outhikers to Texas have used was called the "Santa Maggiria"...
You need:
- 1 piece meat
- 1 big bottle Maggi.
So goes:
Dump the Maggi into a bowl. Dump the meat into the Maggi. Wait 30 minutes. Make a fire. Put the Schwenga on the fire. Take the meat, which is now an official Saarcountrier-Schwenga, dump it on the Schwenga. You are now the Schwenga, so the man who schwengs the Schwenga, and it is your responsibility to schweng the Schwenga until the Schwenga gets hot. Turn the Schwenga so the Schwenga does not burn, and schweng the Schwenga again. Take the Schwenga from the Schwenga and eat it. Side dishes are not needed. Good appetite.
Another gehomeness about the Saarcountry, why it now belongs to the germancountry, is in the Saarcountry folkvote of 1955. The reason why the Saarcountrier did vote for germancountry and not for frankrich is because they were afraid they would loose the supply of Maggi when they belong to frankrich. Politics can easy be. Now it is getting dangerous for me, one other gehomeness told.
A third gehomeness about the Saarcountry is why so many Saarcountriers did outhiking to Texas/USA years ago. They have exiting stories heard about tons and but-tons of "black gold bubbling out the ground" and thought the "black gold" would be...what do you think? This is one of the blackest chapters of the Saarcountry-history, as almost half of the population of the Saarcountry did outhike, in their eyes to paradise!
Now I need to run, 3 black (secret-Saarcountry-national-color) limousines of the KGB just stopped in front of our house. I take better a bottle of the black gold with me...for bad times...
P.S.: The ship the first Saarcountriers outhikers to Texas have used was called the "Santa Maggiria"...
AndreasFCK
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People, I want you tell that I will be in Bavaria on holiday for 2 weeks, on Saturday we drive loose. In Bavaria, I will eat swinesfeet, rolldumpling and redcraut all day and sink it with wheatbeer.
AndreasFCK
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But we play without offense midfield so do we need him? But I will ask that Klose-guy, he has a Bälzer passport already.
Teufelsanbeterin
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Must I oncemal say: In this Thread can you very good English learn, you must not to the evening school go!
AndreasFCK
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You can learn english here and the history of the Saarcountry! We should charge extra for this Thread to finance the forum!
That is an argument! But with Klose I have no spot left in the car? Easy! I will leave my wife in Bavaria and bring the Franzoos too!
That is an argument! But with Klose I have no spot left in the car? Easy! I will leave my wife in Bavaria and bring the Franzoos too!
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You learn the history of the legendary saarcountry because of the saarcountriers! What happens, when the saarcountriers are banned or something like this?