The (d)english Dummbabbeling-Thread

[Guest]

Well, as i do not expext you to have high sexuall eperience i think that you have tried your own " maggi". But this is getting eklig - i go back to work.

Oh yeah, I understand.. The little, funny, sweat Fubbi

 

[SaarBetzi86]

Awwwwwww

 

[AndreasFCK]

Head up! The future is lighning bright for you!

And instead of using the changemoney to sent swabiandevil to do ängermanagement, I think we should sent Fubbi to a Anti-Maggi-theraphy - that will make him even more attractive for woman! Ähm, to be clear - I mean the Maggi-Maggi, not the rumpa-Maggi!

 

[Elbkahn]

Head up! The future is lighning bright for you!

... I think we should sent Fubbi to a Anti-Maggi-theraphy - that will make him even more attractive for woman! Ähm, to be clear - I mean the Maggi-Maggi, not the rumpa-Maggi!

perhaps he dreams of mäggi thatcher

 

[AndreasFCK]

perhaps he dreams of mäggi thatcher

This was under all femaleswine.

 

[Ramser Wildsau]

While Mäggi was never ever under an Ever!

 

[AndreasFCK]

While Mäggi was never ever under an Ever!

Ramser, now in serious: Drinking in the afternoon is no good - wait better up to evening!

 

[Ramser Wildsau]

But what with my liquidity household? And I'm secure, the one with the Mäggi, you have not forstood!

 

[rmpa77]

While Mäggi was never ever under an Ever!

are you making an angebot!

but take care that you are not falling in love!

 

[AndreasFCK]

And I'm secure, the one with the Mäggi, you have not forstood!

Honest - I did not forstood - please explain!

 

[Ramser Wildsau]

You are so hard from bee-handle!

No sow would ever have the maggi under itself or in other words you could chain her (Maggi Thatcher, not hausmacher maggi) to the ranze and nothing would happen!

 

[AndreasFCK]

Now I have verstood - but unluckily I feel sick now, if I me this only imgagine!

 

[Ramser Wildsau]

See you? I had to imGAGine it also else so that you can forstand. Now I'm sicker than the sickerwater. And it was my post SicksSicksSicksSicks.Time for drinking in the afternoon!

 

[hahe]

I have to say that in my opinion the future looks very promising out

 

[Teufelsanbeterin]

I have to say that in my opinion the future looks very promising out

Your Denglish let to wish left, I am not sure, that I it right verstood have.



Will you say, that after your meaning the future very much-promising outlooks?

 

[SaarBetzi86]

I think yes. He speaks of the impressing play of our devils and how they the Biene Majas controlled have. Nice short-pass-play! Mr.Short is a good soccerteacher.

 

[rmpa77]

But that Number 14 should be Teered & Gefeathered. This Dirtsow tried to make the molly with the westwing.

Is he suicidal or what?

 

[redskin]

He speaks of the impressing play of our devils and how they the Biene Majas controlled have. Nice short-pass-play!

A new Bet-the-feeling! At the oncatch of the season, I could me not forstanding, that we could play so!

 

[schnokes]

1. Englisch für Anfänger: (for beginners)



Drei Hexen schauen sich drei Swatch Uhren an. Welche Hexe schaut welche Swatch Uhr an?





Und nun das Ganze in englisch!



Three witches watch three swatch watches. Which witch watch which swatch watch?







2. Englisch für Fortgeschrittene: (advanced english)



Drei geschlechtsumgewandelte Hexen schauen sich drei Swatch Uhrenknöpfe an. Welche geschlechtsumgewandelte Hexe schaut sich welchen Swatch Uhrenknopf an?





Das Ganze wieder in englisch!



Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?







3. Englisch im Endstadium: (at the end)



Drei Schweizer Hexen-Schlampen, die sich wünschen geschlechtsumgewandelt zu sein, schauen sich schweizer Swatch Uhrenknöpfe an. Welche schweizer Hexen-Schlampe, die sich wünscht geschlechtsumgewandelt zu sein, schaut sich welche schweizer Swatch Uhrenknöpfe an?





...das ganze in Englisch:



Three swiss witch-bitches, which wished to be switched swiss witch-bitches, wish to watch three swiss Swatch watch switches. Which swiss witch-bitch which wishes to be a switched swiss witch-bitch, wishes to watch which swiss Swatch watch switch?

 

[rmpa77]

Schnokes , allewei you make me feel in my head like i was a saarcountrier...

 

[schnokes]

... yes ... i become e bier two!

 

[redskin]

Three swiss witch-bitches, which wished to be switched swiss witch-bitches, wish to watch three swiss Swatch watch switches. Which swiss witch-bitch which wishes to be a switched swiss witch-bitch, wishes to watch which swiss Swatch watch switch?

It sounds like the manshaftsupstanding of the Croatian football manshaft!

 

[rmpa77]

... yes ... i become e bier two!

You should know by now that spezi is the Gebrew of my liking. Me dont do Beer.

But all this "whichswatchwitch" sounds like a polnisch saarcountrier on LSD with an hot palatinatian Potato in his Mouth.

Makes me kirre....

 

[Chemsi]

But that Number 14 should be Teered & Gefeathered. This Dirtsow tried to make the molly with the westwing.
Is he suicidal or what?

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

 

[redskin]

Makes me kirre....

You are so to say Allthread E. Newman!

 

[Ramser Wildsau]

You are so to say Allthread E. Newman!

What me worry?

I was laughing me a branch off at your manshaftsupstanding comment. You make finished.

 

[AndreasFCK]

After two weeks on mission in bavaria, to christianise the bavariasows to the FCK, here is my report:



- bavariasows converted to the FCK: 0

- whitebeer swallowed: many plus X

- sowsfeet eaten: 2

- flystitches cashed: 16



Short said, the mission to convert the bavariasows to the FCK failed. Why? With the hotel besitter I started, and said to him: "Listen, you bavariasow. Your FCB is no good. Convert to the FCK, and I give you free tickets in the Betzemountain stadium next to Mika and ST."



But the hotel besitter said: "Listen, you fan of the greatest football club on earth, in this sunsystem and in this universe. I would like to, but no 10 horses could pull me next to this beloved couple!"



So I said to the bavariasow: "Bavariasow, that I verstand and can afterfullpull." There was the same problem with the other bavariasows I asked to convert. Shame on me.

 

[rmpa77]

After two weeks on mission in bavaria, to christianise the bavariasows to the FCK, here is my report:


- bavariasows converted to the FCK: 0

- whitebeer swallowed: many plus X

- sowsfeet eaten: 2

- flystitches cashed: 16



Short said, the mission to convert the bavariasows to the FCK failed. Why? With the hotel besitter I started, and said to him: "Listen, you bavariasow. Your FCB is no good. Convert to the FCK, and I give you free tickets in the Betzemountain stadium next to Mika and ST."



But the hotel besitter said: "Listen, you fan of the greatest football club on earth, in this sunsystem and in this universe. I would like to, but no 10 horses could pull me next to this beloved couple!"



So I said to the bavariasow: "Bavariasow, that I verstand and can afterfullpull." There was the same problem with the other bavariasows I asked to convert. Shame on me.

Andrew-efsiekay - at least you have tried.



I am going in oktober to dark Germany to visit the family of my Tarantel - they are all onhängers of Dresden Dynamos. So i will have my fun there after the match in the "stadium of friendship" in Shitbus.

But listen - their German is worse than my denglish!

 

[SaarBetzi86]

@rmpa: I hope that you return in one pice! Strange people live in the East, especially when they underpin Dynamo. Very agressive. Only five words for you: you have to win twofight!

 

[AndreasFCK]

I am going in oktober to dark Germany to visit the family of my Tarantel - they are all onhängers of Dresden Dynamos. So i will have my fun there after the match in the "stadium of friendship" in Shitbus.
But listen - their German is worse than my denglish!

Also a hard mission! If you should see Mr. Pele "underarm perspiration" Wollitz somewhere there, tell him that we do not want to see him in emoprerlautern any more!