Weltreligionen im Vergleich :-)

[auge clausthaler]

Taoism - Shit happens

Confucianism - Cunfucius say: "Shit happens"

Buddhism - Shit happening is an Illusion

Islam - Shit happening is the Will of Allah

Zen - What is the Sound of Shit happening?

Hinduism - This Shit has hapenned before

Catholicism - If Shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism - Why does Shit always happen to us?

Scientology - Shit won't happen, if you pay us enough

Protestantism - Let Shit happen to someone else

Atheism - Shit happens for no reason

Agnosticism - Maybe Shit happens - maybe it doesn't

Hare Krishna - Shit happens, Shit happens, Shit happens, Shit happens

Stoicism - Shit happens. I can take it.

Jehova's Witnesses- Let us in and we'll tell you why Shit happens

Rastafarianism - Let's smoke this Shit and see what happens



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[Timmy1992]

eigentlich ganz lustig....bis auf die tatsache dass sehr viele davon sekten bzw.psychokulte sind....*klugscheiß*

 

[auge clausthaler]

Da hast du Recht, Herr Nachbar... Weltanschauungen hätte es besser getroffen.